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Benefits of same-sex relationships

msmeowmeowpants:

- Amazing oral sex

- Making out in private places such as restrooms and dressing rooms

- Your wardrobe doubles overnight

- Amazing oral sex

- You can go to the same side of the spa together

- You look way more adorable than straight couples, especially if you have a kid

The list is longer than this I know, but this is all I can think of right now.

Woah woah woah opposite sex relationships can involve some damn good oral

I have never needed to be in someones arms so badly before :/ someone who actually cares about me :( fuck I hate that ill potentially never be able to snuggle up with you and just lay woth my head on your lap ever again :(